Comments on: Killer Siberian Chipmunks rampage across Britain! http://siberianlight.net/killer-siberian-chipmunks-rampage-across-britain/ The Russia Blog Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:30:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Antonio Garcia http://siberianlight.net/killer-siberian-chipmunks-rampage-across-britain/comment-page-1/#comment-2490 Antonio Garcia Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:18:54 +0000 http://www.siberianlight.net/?p=1965#comment-2490 This is a true story about how i almost died fighting killer chipmunks. I was walking on a regular road by myself when i was approached by a gang of killer chipmunks ,I kept walking but they seemed to have followed me, I said to them what do you guys want, They didn't reply, I even told them i don't have any money guys please i don't want to fight guys. All of a sudden i remember one of the chipmunks grabbing my leg and i immediately fell to the ground, I think he was experienced in Chip-Fu or a type of martial art. One of the chipmunks held my leg while the other immediately lunged after my head and once he put his claws in to my head area i thought to myself I'm going to die, God please help me. I tried to get up but the other chipmunks tripped me and fell back to the ground. One of the chipmunks knocked me out and about 30 minutes later a group of good Samaritans called the police and took me to the hospital. They gave me a list of pictures so i could identify the correct chipmunks. The doctor told me that i was lucky to be alive after being almost killed by the killer chipmunks. They arrested one of them and they put chipmunk cuffs on to one of them and placed him in the back of the police car the others got away. My advice if your ever approached by a killer chipmunk call the police immediately. This is a true story about how i almost died fighting killer chipmunks. I was walking on a regular road by myself when i was approached by a gang of killer chipmunks ,I kept walking but they seemed to have followed me, I said to them what do you guys want, They didn’t reply, I even told them i don’t have any money guys please i don’t want to fight guys. All of a sudden i remember one of the chipmunks grabbing my leg and i immediately fell to the ground, I think he was experienced in Chip-Fu or a type of martial art. One of the chipmunks held my leg while the other immediately lunged after my head and once he put his claws in to my head area i thought to myself I’m going to die, God please help me. I tried to get up but the other chipmunks tripped me and fell back to the ground. One of the chipmunks knocked me out and about 30 minutes later a group of good Samaritans called the police and took me to the hospital. They gave me a list of pictures so i could identify the correct chipmunks. The doctor told me that i was lucky to be alive after being almost killed by the killer chipmunks. They arrested one of them and they put chipmunk cuffs on to one of them and placed him in the back of the police car the others got away. My advice if your ever approached by a killer chipmunk call the police immediately.

]]> By: Antonio Garcia http://siberianlight.net/killer-siberian-chipmunks-rampage-across-britain/comment-page-1/#comment-2489 Antonio Garcia Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:40:49 +0000 http://www.siberianlight.net/?p=1965#comment-2489 I was attacked by one of these killer chipmunks were it went directly for my throat. I needed hundreds of stitches after the claws dug in to my neck i realized i thought to myself I'm going to die, the chipmunk has my throat. I remember falling to the ground after the chipmunk lunged to attack me. I remember reading people dieing after being killed by killer chipmunks but i thought to myself this could never happen to me. I almost bled to death on the side of the road. The doctors tell me i was lucky to have survived not many people get a second chance at living after being attacked by killer chipmunks I was attacked by one of these killer chipmunks were it went directly for my throat. I needed hundreds of stitches after the claws dug in to my neck i realized i thought to myself I’m going to die, the chipmunk has my throat. I remember falling to the ground after the chipmunk lunged to attack me. I remember reading people dieing after being killed by killer chipmunks but i thought to myself this could never happen to me. I almost bled to death on the side of the road. The doctors tell me i was lucky to have survived not many people get a second chance at living after being attacked by killer chipmunks

]]> By: Mari http://siberianlight.net/killer-siberian-chipmunks-rampage-across-britain/comment-page-1/#comment-2488 Mari Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:33:22 +0000 http://www.siberianlight.net/?p=1965#comment-2488 Does this look like something that can kill you? http://www.flickr.com/photos/36747988@N05/3511363910/ Cmon people don't be so stupid. Does this look like something that can kill you?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36747988@N05/3511363910/

Cmon people don’t be so stupid.

]]> By: Scrat http://siberianlight.net/killer-siberian-chipmunks-rampage-across-britain/comment-page-1/#comment-2487 Scrat Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:56:05 +0000 http://www.siberianlight.net/?p=1965#comment-2487 I'm rolling on the floor. It is typical though isn't it? I’m rolling on the floor. It is typical though isn’t it?

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