That, in a nutshell, is the plot of a new porn movie ‘parodying’ the relationship between Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili and Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko:
Yulia, an erotic tale of powerful man-meets-woman with peasant-braid hairstyle, has been partly written by Alexei Mitrofanov, deputy leader of the [Russian] ultranationalist Liberal Democratic Party.
The film, in which the two main characters join the mile-high club during a tryst on a helicopter, begins shooting next
week and looks set for its theatrical release at underpasses and train stations across Moscow by the end of the year.They’ll be called Yulia and Mikheil, but without surnames. Everyone, however, can see that they are VIPs, said Mitrofanov, who is known for his sharp tongue and nationalist rhetoric.
There will be no real names, as we don’t want any arguments with heads of state, he said.
However, Yulia will definitely have Tymoshenko’s trademark Princess Leia-esque hairdo, he insisted, just in case anyone did not understand whom the film would be about.
Officials in Georgia and Ukraine were definately not amused. I don’t think anyone from the Kremlin had the balls to comment.
Nobody has yet been cast in the role of Mikhail Saakashvili, but the 44 year old Yulia Timoshenko will be played by 19 year old Ukrainian porn starlet Elena Berkova*. Yes, that’s right – 19. Either Berkova has had a rough life, or Timoshenko has aged remarkably well…
*I feel it is my duty to inform you that the link to Elena Berkova’s website is most definitely NOT safe for work.
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